This time, Lena and Elena skip mr Brett's lesson. Instead of studying, they went on a trip around Europe by car. But when they got to Valencia, they realized they couldn't leave you without a new episode of Fucking English. So they put socks on their iPhones, hung sheets, blankets, and pillows in the hotel room — this is how the impromptu studio turned out. And in this studio, they made an unusual record.

Lena and Elena solve impossible dilemmas:

What is worse:

• to cheat or to be cheated?
• to have sex all your life with only one person, or vice versa not to stay with anyone for more than one night?
• get an orgasm in every sex, but not be able to deliver it — or vice versa?
• to grow old by 20 years or always remain young, but at the same time lose the ability to express emotions?
• succeed in business, but fail in personal life — or vice versa?

In this episode, you will hear what Lena and Elena think about beauty, fidelity, and success — and get to know them a little better. In addition, you can find out who will get the entire prize pool of this game — a chocolate cookie. The stakes are high!

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We are raising 2,500 euros to fund the production of this show. So if you want to support us, please follow our Patreon – Fucking English.

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Meet our team:

• Host and storyteller Lena Volkova, the co-founder of podcast studio Hatch up. That's me!

• Host Elena, the co-founder of Visible Sports that helps people connect with healthy lifestyle anywhere in the world

• Brett Hoven, English teacher and narrator

• Producer and editor Sasha Volkova 

• Composer Ksenia Kazantseva. She created our incredible jingle!

• Illustrator Antonia Lev. She made the cover for the podcast

• Sound Supervisor Mikhail Vasilev (MV7)